December 2011
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Positive Thing / Negative Thing
Positive thing from today: I got good news by email.
Negative thing from today. My neighbours have discovered karaoke. Loudly.
#45: Have Humans Left a Permanent Scar on the... →
Cute girls are always checking me out on transit, and all I can think is “Why is it never your brother?”
“Him: Evil!
Me: I’m not really sure anything involving cookies can be evil....”
– The Morbidity of the Christmas Spirit
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… And the bus driver just got off and walked away… When is it polite to resort to cannibalism?
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Bah, being at the bar is more fun when drunk.
naturalnumber and djjeremy are wearing almost the...
jakke:
The hazard of smacking the wrong ass as I walk by is nontrivial.
It was unintentional, hazard noted… :(
Wow
I was drunk last night… And multilingually incoherent… apparently.
A sign I’ve had too much: there are 3 new languages installed on my phone.
m1chaelll:
One of my better tasting martinis #ginoclock http://t.co/EnWlHR8S
T’es une ivrognne. (Féminin approximatif intentionnel.)
Nessuno qui è carino…
バカなひとんだよ！ 私にづりんくを投げ 込まないで下されよ！
Espero che posso ‘gardare nel stasera con della pensa buena en la futura…
Pienso que quiero la musica del Jumction, mas es terrible para trobere un chico…
Penso che voglio strofinare con un ragazzo stasera…
Luckily most people can’t tell when I insult them in ASL. :)
Pourquoi est-ce-qu’il-y-a tant de filles dans cette bar gai? Mo mon dieu, que j’enuis de ça…
jakke:
naturalnumber:
I’m at junction, but the music is only soso and I may have drunk too fast on le skytrain. (It is classier is I have a French ‘le’ instead of something English.) #isdizzy
Okay so if anyone runs into naturalnumber tonight please make sure he is okay. This is not a super reassuring tumblr post.
Oh come on. I know Kung Fu! Didn’t you see the Matrix? That means I can...
I’m at junction, but the music is only soso and I may have drunk too fast on le skytrain. (It is classier is I have a French ‘le’ instead of something English.) #isdizzy
Grocery auto checkout glitch, phone audio breaking, two no-show busses then finally a late one and all the while surrounded by drunks. #myridehome
Teachers don’t like creative students
maxistentialist:
Marginal Revolution:
Research has indicated that teachers prefer traits that seem to run counter to creativity, such as conformity and unquestioning acceptance of authority.
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In addition, although teachers say that they like creative students, teachers also say creative students are “sincere, responsible, good-natured and reliable.” In other words, the teachers don’t know...
http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCATRE7BB1GD... →
I believe the guy who doesn’t lie for a living.
Watchmaxistentialist:
Lauren Gawne on the academic linguistics of LOLspeak
My dream job…
Sigh, just found a tragic resume on the bus that could have been by (a much much nerdier) me from 8 years ago. Poor kid has no hope. #thisjobmarketsucks
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I told my chem friend to make me a sandwich, but all brought me was Pb and GeI…
