January 2012
11 posts
Jan 26th
3 notes
Hmm?
So, I had to get up this morning at the crack of dawn, (actually half an hour before,) so I could trudge to the doctor so we could talk about the sleep problems I’ve been having since they put me on these pills that help keep my insides from reacting violently to most food. After a bit the doctor, a pleasant Persian man, convinces me to try a sleeping pill, but warns me to take it with a lot...
Jan 17th
5 notes
“But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...”
– Umberto Eco (But now I have come to… at BrainyQuote)
Jan 17th
4 notes
Jan 14th
2 notes
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
1 note
Jan 11th
5 notes
Jan 9th
2 notes
Jan 3rd
31 notes
Jan 2nd
December 2011
47 posts
2 tags
Dec 26th
2 tags
Positive Thing / Negative Thing
Positive thing from today: I got good news by email. Negative thing from today. My neighbours have discovered karaoke. Loudly.
Dec 23rd
2 notes
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
#45: Have Humans Left a Permanent Scar on the... →
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Cute girls are always checking me out on transit, and all I can think is “Why is it never your brother?”
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
“Him: Evil! Me: I’m not really sure anything involving cookies can be evil....”
– The Morbidity of the Christmas Spirit
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
1 tag
… And the bus driver just got off and walked away… When is it polite to resort to cannibalism?
Dec 20th
1 tag
Bah, being at the bar is more fun when drunk.
Dec 20th
naturalnumber and djjeremy are wearing almost the...
jakke: The hazard of smacking the wrong ass as I walk by is nontrivial. It was unintentional, hazard noted… :(
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
23,136 notes
Wow
I was drunk last night… And multilingually incoherent… apparently.
Dec 19th
A sign I’ve had too much: there are 3 new languages installed on my phone.
Dec 18th
m1chaelll: One of my better tasting martinis #ginoclock http://t.co/EnWlHR8S T’es une ivrognne. (Féminin approximatif intentionnel.)
Dec 18th
Nessuno qui è carino…
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
バカなひとんだよ！ 私にづりんくを投げ 込まないで下されよ！
Dec 18th
Espero che posso ‘gardare nel stasera con della pensa buena en la futura…
Dec 18th
Pienso que quiero la musica del Jumction, mas es terrible para trobere un chico…
Dec 18th
Penso che voglio strofinare con un ragazzo stasera…
Dec 18th
Luckily most people can’t tell when I insult them in ASL. :)
Dec 18th
Pourquoi est-ce-qu’il-y-a tant de filles dans cette bar gai? Mo mon dieu, que j’enuis de ça…
Dec 18th
jakke: naturalnumber: I’m at junction, but the music is only soso and I may have drunk too fast on le skytrain. (It is classier is I have a French ‘le’ instead of something English.) #isdizzy Okay so if anyone runs into naturalnumber tonight please make sure he is okay. This is not a super reassuring tumblr post. Oh come on. I know Kung Fu! Didn’t you see the Matrix? That means I can...
Dec 18th
I’m at junction, but the music is only soso and I may have drunk too fast on le skytrain. (It is classier is I have a French ‘le’ instead of something English.) #isdizzy
Dec 18th
Grocery auto checkout glitch, phone audio breaking, two no-show busses then finally a late one and all the while surrounded by drunks. #myridehome
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
7 notes
Dec 13th
Teachers don’t like creative students
maxistentialist: Marginal Revolution: Research has indicated that teachers prefer traits that seem to run counter to creativity, such as conformity and unquestioning acceptance of authority. […] In addition, although teachers say that they like creative students, teachers also say creative students are “sincere, responsible, good-natured and reliable.” In other words, the teachers don’t know...
Dec 13th
107 notes
http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCATRE7BB1GD... →
I believe the guy who doesn’t lie for a living.
Dec 12th
Dec 10th
26 notes
Dec 10th
16 notes
Sigh, just found a tragic resume on the bus that could have been by (a much much nerdier) me from 8 years ago. Poor kid has no hope. #thisjobmarketsucks
Dec 10th
1 tag
Dec 10th
Dec 9th