February 2012
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Lost
The scariest thing about my trip to Edmonton was when I was coming out of one of the parks, winded from jogging up the stairs, and as I looked around to get my bearings a younger guy in rough street clothes fell into step me, asked where I was going, gave me directions, and then told me what I really needed was to find jesus.
My flight from Edmonton was only one sixth full. I think they had to get a different plane last minute, as the flight was delayed.
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Me and my family are still complaining about how poor the potatoes were at the event last night. (The breed was partly to blame, and they were poorly cooked and ‘flavoured’, but the quality of the potatoes was also bad. By this morning my dad had figured out that the extra wierd taste they had was due to light damage.)
I just saw a shooting star :) …
I’m really enjoying the rugged beauty of northern Alberta.
I have never been as far north as this before. :)
(I just landed in Ft. McMurry.)
Calgary has my least favourite airport…
January 2012
11 posts
Hmm?
So, I had to get up this morning at the crack of dawn, (actually half an hour before,) so I could trudge to the doctor so we could talk about the sleep problems I’ve been having since they put me on these pills that help keep my insides from reacting violently to most food. After a bit the doctor, a pleasant Persian man, convinces me to try a sleeping pill, but warns me to take it with a lot...
“But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...”
– Umberto Eco
(But now I have come to… at BrainyQuote)
December 2011
47 posts
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Positive Thing / Negative Thing
Positive thing from today: I got good news by email.
Negative thing from today. My neighbours have discovered karaoke. Loudly.
#45: Have Humans Left a Permanent Scar on the... →
Cute girls are always checking me out on transit, and all I can think is “Why is it never your brother?”
“Him: Evil!
Me: I’m not really sure anything involving cookies can be evil....”
– The Morbidity of the Christmas Spirit
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… And the bus driver just got off and walked away… When is it polite to resort to cannibalism?
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Bah, being at the bar is more fun when drunk.
naturalnumber and djjeremy are wearing almost the...
jakke:
The hazard of smacking the wrong ass as I walk by is nontrivial.
It was unintentional, hazard noted… :(
Wow
I was drunk last night… And multilingually incoherent… apparently.
A sign I’ve had too much: there are 3 new languages installed on my phone.
m1chaelll:
One of my better tasting martinis #ginoclock http://t.co/EnWlHR8S
T’es une ivrognne. (Féminin approximatif intentionnel.)
Nessuno qui è carino…
バカなひとんだよ！ 私にづりんくを投げ 込まないで下されよ！
Espero che posso ‘gardare nel stasera con della pensa buena en la futura…
Pienso que quiero la musica del Jumction, mas es terrible para trobere un chico…
Penso che voglio strofinare con un ragazzo stasera…
Luckily most people can’t tell when I insult them in ASL. :)
Pourquoi est-ce-qu’il-y-a tant de filles dans cette bar gai? Mo mon dieu, que j’enuis de ça…
jakke:
naturalnumber:
I’m at junction, but the music is only soso and I may have drunk too fast on le skytrain. (It is classier is I have a French ‘le’ instead of something English.) #isdizzy
Okay so if anyone runs into naturalnumber tonight please make sure he is okay. This is not a super reassuring tumblr post.
Oh come on. I know Kung Fu! Didn’t you see the Matrix? That means I can...
I’m at junction, but the music is only soso and I may have drunk too fast on le skytrain. (It is classier is I have a French ‘le’ instead of something English.) #isdizzy